The Guinness Book of Records sent a team along to Larne,To see if there was any truth in an oft-told local yarn.It was said that in an open space a bonfire huge was hewn,That stretched from one street to the next and halfway to the moon. With clipboards, pens and measuring tapes, they went about their task,And when the sun began to set a man was heard to ask:‘Is this the biggest you’ve ever seen, is Larne the planet’s best?Is Craigyhill about to be with trophy and honour blessed?’
